"I am bad, I am evil
I am winter, I am pain
I'll mess up your life
I'll beat up your wife
I'll get all your friends
And I'll win in the end

So you play the Clown
And I'll play the Joker
And I'll laugh while you're up there
And I'll laugh when you're down
Though your screams break the silence
Oh, they won't make a sound

I will rise, I will take you
I will break you, never let you go
I'll shoot through your veins
I'll drive you insane
I'll poison your breath
And you'll love me to death

So you be the Clown
And I'll be the Joker
And you'll laugh when you're up there
But you'll cry when you're down
Though your screams break the silence
Oh, they won't make a sound!"

(Originally: Def Leppard)